I called my neighbor Meat a while ago and invited him to bring a gun over for some fishing, but he declined. He's scared that if he comes out of his house, Obama's going to make him get gay married.
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It's a funny world. We put so much focus on differences we forget what we have in common. |
I have no idea where to begin this week. The slow drip of chemicals pumping into my bloodstream isn't helping. |
It seems like a great time to share a bit of Shakespeare. In particular, Act 2, Scene 7 from the Merchant of Venice. |