Whoever said the wheels of progress turn slowly had to be from Elkhorn City. The wheels on our progress train are like those on a brokedown shopping cart: two turn fine, one turns but wobbles non-stop right to left, and the last one is locked up half the time.
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There's always a silver lining. Imagine the import business on vodka, caviar, and Siberian tiger coats. |
I'm having a hard time deciding where to start this week. Maybe I should take a poll. |
You know how sometimes you want to say something but can't find the words? That's not what happened here. |